does she not have friends?

this post is dedicated to my dear friend sara - who I've decided needs a smile and laugh... what better way to make someone smile than making fun of other people?

not nice? yes. true - but wait, don't judge me yet... just keep reading....

I call this post "does she not have friends?" because that is the question I kept asking Danny after seeing what you're about to see...

let me set the scene for you... DJ and I are walking around downtown Boston on Saturday afternoon and I spot four girls (18-24ish) walking in front of us... I turn to DJ and say see, at least I don't wear my PJ pants in broad daylight [*sidenote: DJ makes fun of me for wearing sweatpants to the grocery store at night... whatever, I'm not trying to impress anybody] - referring to two young "ladies" wearing VS sweat pants as they walk around Boston... he then starts laughing and going on about something else then I notice that one of the other girls is wearing some rather see-through pants with a nice BRIGHT blue thong.... I'll just let you see for yourself...

DOES SHE NOT HAVE FRIENDS?

Dear friends,

If I EVER leave the house with my ass showing like that please PROMPTLY tell me.

THANKS.

love,

hita

I mean... seriously. That's classic.

Sara - SMILE, I love you!

In other news, I'm in Toronto and roaming and can't get phone calls or texts... I mean, I can - but I'm cheap so I refuse to. I turned off the "airplane mode" on my phone for like 2 seconds today and got this text [which probably cost me $5 but was worth it]

DJ: We love you so much!

awww. I love them too... aren't they the cutest? only one more night away from them! Boston and "I'm so excited USC beat UF" posts coming soon! :)

adios... (for a just a wee bit)

well friends, I hope you have a great weekend! I'll be playing Boston with my love! We're leaving today and have got a great weekend planned with a great concert (Mumford & Sons), lots of good food (I love groupon), a Bruins game, and perhaps a brewary tour... keep sending those healthy thoughts to DJ - he's getting better! Don't worry I'll take lots of pictures of our four-day mini-vaca...

THEN on Monday, I'm flying out to Toronto - yup, going to Canada (EH?) for three days for work! Can you believe this is my first time going to Canada? Don't think I'll get to do much in the town... but I'm determined to have fun and eat good food on the company's dollar!  I'm kinda upset I won't get to do Crossfit for about a week but it's okay - I'm going to try my hardest to eat (semi) good and work out at the hotel!  Oh.... and I guess I'm going to miss these two cuddlebugs also.... seriously? how could you not miss those cute little faces??

does it get any cuter?

happy (early) weekend!

are you kidding me?

look what was in the mail waiting for me when I got home yesterday....

YUP. wedding RSVPs...

but you know what I'm glad I made/emailed out the online RSVP system because it's a good backup... who knows if we'll get all of them - there are a few that I know people mailed last week but I still haven't gotten... but I'm not going to lie - I wish I had waited... oh well, that's life.

funny, huh? anyways, I'm off to tend to my hurt husband - he hurt his back last night at crossfit doing deadlifts (after hurting his neck last week) - he's falling apart, send him healthy healing thoughts... because Boston is not going to be fun (or maybe even happen) if he can't walk....

speaking of DJ - look what was waiting for me when I get home (my reward for being an awful hanus bitch all day... sorry love)...

....isn't he the best?

postal woes...

seriously. I don't even know where to begin. I'm having a hellacious day (for reasons I know are petty but still frustrate me). SO the wedding invites are out - including our RSVP postcard.... so when we originally printed the postcard I think they were 3x4... Lindi and I did 99 of them (stamping our address, writing the little number on the corner, and affixed the postage stamps) when we realized (thanks to Jenny) that they were too small to be mailed... I then did some googling and figured out that they needed to be 3x5 to be mailed (OH WAIT. They need to be 3.5 x 5).

So we went, got the postcards reprinted, did the whole process over again finished them and mailed the invites out - yesterday, no RSVPs came... which was weird because a lot of people told me they mailed theirs out.... so I started getting anxious... SO, today at work, I definitely re-googled the same questions and yup... they need to be 3.5 x 5 - rather than our 3x5.5... I feel like such an idiot and I'm SO frustrated.

I vented to Sarah, who was very patient with me (better than DJ that kept saying "relax" - sorry honey, that doesn't help). Finally, I calmed down and setup an RSVP system on our wedding webpage where people could RSVP.... and then sent out some emails to folks who were invited.

UGH so annoying... it's embarrasing, I thought I caught the problem and fixed it - but after all that work and effort we still screwed it up... oh well. Who knows, maybe the post office will deliver them (some? maybe? please?).... oh well. That's my wedding screw-up rant of the day... but people have been responsive to the webpage, I've had 10 people RSVP already! YAY....

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Bet this wouldn't happen at Hogwarts.... ugh!

Anyways, in case you're wondering in my postal-guidelines-induced-rage I did not fall of the wagon... (although listening to the guy in the office next to mine order an eggroll with his chinese food is making me craaaaaaave)... I've been really good today too! Still no sugar and no bread and I did pretty well at crossfit last night, I ended up doing the modified "B" workout which was - 10 pullups (assisted by a band), 20 knees to elbows, 30 burpees, 1000m row - three times... I finished in 44 minutes and 18 seconds! The last one in my class to finish the B workout - but hey, I finished! And when I looked at the whiteboard of everyone's times throughout the day I didn't do too bad, I was faster than a few people, which is exciting... tonight's workout is an AMRAP (as many rounds as possible) workout with some lifting, sprints, and burpees.... so I'm psyched to see what I can pump out with lifting (wish me luck)!

Okay, off to eat my grapes and wallow in a sea of mis-sized postcards... UGH!

I feel skinnier already...

...okay, not really - but I can pretend.

day 2: no breads no sugars.... and I still have NOT fallen off the wagon (like the kitty pictured above) I'm still alive and I haven't knocked over a small child to steal his candy bar yet. I'm proud of myself, I've stayed strong and I could have had ample opportunity to cheat but I haven't. I keep picturing myself in my wedding dress and it makes it worth it.  yesterday was difficult - but we were (pretty) good....

things I ate: omelet, sausage (no bun), pickled veggies, chicken soup, clam chowder, calamari (maybe not good for me but so worth it).

things I said no to: toast, pancakes, eggs benedict (YUM), apple cider donuts, dessert....

aren't you proud? I'm realizing I need to start eating breakfast because 11:30am rolls around and I'm STARVING... today I had a bunless burger for lunch (leftovers from the dinner we made Saturday night), having apple and some carrots as a snack, and lots of water! Tonight,  I'm having salad for dinner and going to crossfit...

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oh crossfit... I'm not going to lie - I love crossfit. It's kicking my butt in the best and worst kind of way - it's amazing how in pain I am after some workouts. I really do feel accomplished though - I'm doing things I never thought I could do and I feel myself improving and things getting (slightly) easier.  I climbed the rope a few weeks back for the first time EVER - it was an amazing feeling! I'm annoyed with myself because when I first moved to the berkshires DJ told me I should try it but I didn't because of money and I didn't think I could do it - now I realize that really anyone can do it - you just have to focus... I'm going to keep telling myself that as I'm stressing over today's workout --

Today's WOD of the day is:

Three rounds for time of:
20 L-pull-ups

30 Toes to bar
40 Burpees

Run 800 meters

I'm not too excited about running outside in the sleet and 36 degree weather - so I might be rowing instead, we'll see - it'll be a game day decision (based on whether or not I have an asthma attack WALKING to crossfit in the cold). And let's be honest, I cannot do L-pull-ups (YET) so it'll be interesting to see how that gets modified... oh man oh man. Also, I'll be doing knees to elbows as a modification because I can't do toes to bar (YET) either.... someone might have to carry me home after this doozy.

like I said, I love crossfit - I can feel the difference in my body (slightly) based on being just a tad more muscular... but honestly, there hasn't been much of a difference in the past month and I know exaclty why - I haven't changed my diet. SO - now that I'm commiting 100% eating right/working out I'm excited to (fingers crossed) see results!

Off to drink my water and eat my apple - send me healthy thoughts! :)